What was the dreadful thing that threatened the fortunes of the Kingdom of Haufzeignet? How did a dinner engagement cause Lord Trivett's world to fall apart? And what was the single, fateful phrase that destroyed young Mary's life forever?

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Bizarre, unsettling, occasionally downright upsetting, these yarns come from the pen, mind and mouth of slightly-successful writer James Lark and will live in your mind rent free. In. a good way. Probably.

Have a laugh at somebody else's expense, or at the very least, reassure yourself that reality is not quite as bad as all that in comparison.

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